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Dear Dr. Courtney,

I’m married and my mother-in-law keeps calling. How can I avoid it?

- Has a Mother-In-Law

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Acutally, don’t do any of them at all for any reason. You’ll just look like a moron. Seriously.

And if you do ask your doctor, he’ll probably think you’re a moron too.